Watching the 2-hour premiere event for "24" last night, many of you bag-fans may have noticed that Jack was carrying a rather fancy new manpurse, which we here will call "The Kiefcase." Pictured below, The Kiefcase is not built for any combat use. It's more Eddie Bauer than Jack Bauer, methinks. And much like Bauer's Columbo raincoat, The Kiefcase is a mere cover, to convey an image of Bauer being an older, harmless individual. "I'm no torturing madman, Senator!" Yeah, well thankfully The Kiefcase and Columbo-coat won't last long.
Join me in demanding the end to The Kiefcase and the return of The Jack Sack!