Monday, January 12, 2009

What's with Jack's "Kiefcase"?

Watching the 2-hour premiere event for "24" last night, many of you bag-fans may have noticed that Jack was carrying a rather fancy new manpurse, which we here will call "The Kiefcase." Pictured below, The Kiefcase is not built for any combat use. It's more Eddie Bauer than Jack Bauer, methinks. And much like Bauer's Columbo raincoat, The Kiefcase is a mere cover, to convey an image of Bauer being an older, harmless individual. "I'm no torturing madman, Senator!" Yeah, well thankfully The Kiefcase and Columbo-coat won't last long.



Join me in demanding the end to The Kiefcase and the return of The Jack Sack!

6 comments:

Rickey Henderson said...

Rickey would remind you that not everyone goes to Senate depositions wearing an all black outfit and a small sack. He'll get changed once the "shit just got real" moment happens and Jack gets wo work.

Oh, and mock not the leather satchel & raincoat! Rickey wears both on a regular basis!

Adam said...

For regular folks like you and me, I am completely content with that combination. I just want the human weapon that is Bauer to be unleashed. My lust for violence is not yet satisfied.

Haley said...

Yes, the Columbo coat must go.

Anonymous said...

Amy here; wouldn't let me log in. Anyhow, So glad to see the Colombo coat is gone, and you just know we'll see the Jack Sack back to replace the Keifcase. I do so want to say, however, that I'm so frakkin' glad 24 is back. And BSG on Friday; Lost next week? I'm in TV heaven.

Adam said...

This is a golden age of TV, I agree.

Jackpott said...

Well... like it or not, the new "Kiefcase" is quite fancy... who's the maker, anyhoo???

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