CARNIVAL OF BAUER! COTTON CANDY BULLETS!

(Note: This article will be updated later today as more entries filter through).

That's right, folks. Don't be afraid, it's just another rage-fueled edition of our favorite weekly gathering- The Carnival of Bauer! Let's get right to the articles:

First, we have the thoughtful and insanely prolific Kasia of "AmeidaIsGod[dot]com" with her Top 24 Bad Ass Jack Bauer Moments of "24." And definitely check her site daily; Kasia and her team of Almeidaists always provide excellent commentary and discussion on our favorite television program.

Well, if an Almeidaist like Kasia is able to give Jack Bauer her full attention, then it's only fitting that "Jackster" tip his cap to Tony Almeida. Here's more from the man himself: Greetings fellow 24 fans. The name of my blog is "the covert diaries of jackster" and I write mainly about theories, patterns, trends, and compile lists with analysis of all that is in the 24-universe. The post that I have linked here is Day 1's entry into my "best character of that season" called "24 Insight." I chose Tony Almeida for Day 1's award (I generally leave Jack off all the lists because, frankly, he'd just win all the awards). I also have posted analysis in a series called "24 Best of" where I made a case for who was the best President, Chief of Staff, Jack's field partner and main villain on the show, as well as 6 others. I am in the process of brainstorming more lists and analysis, so please check out my blog for new posts. Thanks!

Next we have Natalie of TwentyFourOnline. If you haven't been to her site, check it out- among other things, it's the coolest image archive for "24" with episode screencaps, promo art, etc. Nat recently sat down for an exclusive interview with Bill Buchanan himself- James Morrison. Morrison comes off quirky and slightly insane, which is no surprise.

Tony Almeida Junkie Blog comes in with a recap that I tend to agree with, focusing on the Emerson/Henderson connection and why it should have mattered a great deal more to Tony. Are we being duped by 24's writers or are we overreacting (or both?).

The fun doesn't end there. Next, we have Steve of Magic Lamp with his usual hilarious, snarky and smart recap of this week's episode. Steve also talks about a bunch of other television shows, but due to my single-minded nature, I honestly can't tell you what that's all about.

Speaking of single-minded (hehe, here we go) our dear friend, and brave female voice in the Blogs4Bauer Family, AmyV (The Queen of TV Blogging!) is still ranting about the (mis)use of the silent clock for Renee Walker in her recap of this week's episode. Amy, I say she technically died, so the silent clock is kosher. Now, I'm going to duck behind my desk and wait for your response...

Now, just like in The Godfather, you must always pay respect to the Don- Jack Bauer himself of Blogs4Bauer. JB drops all 578 character nicknames in his TivoBlogging recap.

And here's my spoof of our favorite PBS home-improvement program: This Old House: CTU Los Angeles.

We're Hosting This Week's CARNIVAL OF BAUER!

When: Tomorrow
Where: I said it was here, DAMMIT!
Why: Because it builds muscles.


Submit your zombie-loving articles for this week's Carnival of Bauer HERE.

THE CARNIVAL OF BAUER: WHAC-A-MOLE EDITION!

Greetings ladies, gentlemen and children of all ages!

Come one, come all to this week's Carnival of Bauer- where we drag out an old-timey favorite game from years past: Whac-A-Mole! CTU has a mole, you can whack him (or her) right on the noggin'! And if you catch the mole, you get a prize- you save the country from World War Three... and you also get a Barney The Dinosaur doll (all prizes are subject to change, special thanks to Blogs4Bauer for helping The Jack Sack potentially ruin a kid's day by conducting this carnival)!

Amy Vernon, television blogger extraordinaire, gives an excellent recap and reaction to the moley-ness from Monday's episode.

If you haven't yet done so, go to Jim's "24 In 24" site- it is top-shelf comedy. Stay tuned to his blog for the remainder of the week for his full treatment of Monday's episode, but in the meantime, he gives a few quick thoughts. And go through his past entries as well.

Here is Yankz from "Because It's Sour" swinging the mallet at the mole- and all the while he considers the evil that (Vice) Presidents do, and the women in Jack's life. Go now!

I don't know who this "24 Whore" is, but I like her style. Welcome to the family, ya floozy.

"The Liberty Papers" challenges your brain with thoughts about torturing moles.

Doug Mataconis also discusses torturing moles "Below The Beltway" something that many in the media have continued to discuss throughout this season.

"Magic Lamp's" Steve Pietrowicz celebrates Audrey Raines' (alleged) death with a detailed recap of Monday's episode.

"Your Cake Or Death's" jwookie also celebrates Audrey's (not-so-fast) death as well! I'm beginning to sense a trend here...

Jeff Koupa gives a vermouth-fueled drunken rant over at "Truth v. The Machine."

King Tom commands that there must be more Jack Bauer in the Power Hour. This blog agrees with His Highness. And maybe a brief appearance by The Jack Sack? (I know, I'm... pathetic).

And for Mole's Sake, will someone please give Smiley a hug!

CARNVIAL OF BAUER: ATTACK OF THE BAUERS!!

Never have there been so many Bauers in the Power Hour- brother Graem, father Phillip, hottie-in-law Marylin, and maybe Jack's son(?)! It's like an episode of "Jerry Springer" with nukes! Well, without any further delay, here's your take on Day 6, Hour 6 of "The Bauer Bunch!" Special thanks to Blogs4Bauer for letting me host the Carnival.

The greatest base-stealer of our time, Rickey Henderson (no relation to Christopher Henderson, trust me) kicks off the Carnival with a quick left jab and a devastating right hook! Great stuff!

"Sweet" Lou Perseghin's New Word Order breaks down Day 6 with some excellent, and dare I say, thoughtful work!

Anti-Idiotarian discusses the Bauer Family Reunion special that aired on Monday!

T.V. addict Little Miss Chatterbox has a quick recap and some thoughts on Hour 6!

Magic Lamp drinks a bowl of coffee and gives us his funny recap of this week's episode.

Kyle Brandt chews on Day 6, Hour 6 and has lots of great pics to share as well!

Castle Fairchild misses Super Agent Aaron Pierce like mad- so do we all... (sigh).

King Tom's Kingdom (no doubt a neighbor of Castle Fairchild!) makes some very good points about Monday's episode.

Cake or Death comes back to life and can't stop yelling "DON'T GET UP!"

Life With Al's "Random Thoughts" on Day 6 are here and his 21st Century experience of Bauer on an ipod is here.

Hey, Dr. Blogstein, you're damn right IT'S NOT A PURSE!

Help bear some of "Rocinante's Burdens" on your shoulders- he's got a quick commentary on "24's" choice of villains for Day 6.

Jon Swift comments on the passing of a "real-life" Jack Bauer, the mysterious E. Howard Hunt. But if Hunt is anything like Bauer, you know that he probably just faked his death.

Mini Jack Bauer (sounds like a great name for a rooster, don't ya think?) shares his thoughts on "24."

MediaShuffle weighs in on the debate: Does "24" cross the line?

Says Simpleton on "24" v. "That Show on an Island?" Yeah, no contest.

Degree Deodorant has a nifty online feature called CTU: Rookie. They've just released part 2 in their ongoing series.

[UPDATE] Late entry: Dangerous Logic with a hilarious bit that you gotta see.

CARNIVAL OF BAUER Comes to THE JACK SACK

This Thursday (2/1) the CARNIVAL OF BAUER is going to take place right here at The Jack Sack!

Many of you know the drill- we're looking for reviews, commentary, humor pieces and anything else "24"-related. If you would like to participate, please have your posts to us by midnight on Wednesday (1/31).

You have two options to submit your articles:
1) Email your post to blogs4bauer@gmail.com with "Carnival of Bauer" in the subject, or
2) Use the Carnival submission form, linked via the button below.



Special thanks to Jack Bauer of Blogs4Bauer for letting The Jack Sack carry the load.