Here's Jack Bauer breaking all gun laws in the UK by just standing still. |
Thursday, January 30, 2014
24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY Update- The Jack Sack™ is Back!!!
Set up a perimeter, friends. Jack Bauer has reunited with his trusty sidekick, The ORIGINAL Jack Sack man purse. What's the new series about? I don't know- London, terrorists... misunderstandings between nations and lovers perhaps? All I want to know is what is inside Jack's man bag this season. My prediction: total destruction.
Monday, January 13, 2014
24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY Update: President James Heller!!!
There's this new 24 "season" coming out in May, I don't know if you've heard about it. Jack Bauer goes to London and blows stuff up (oops, I should have mentioned that was a SPOILER).
Anyway, "Live Another Day" is true to its title in one major respect. Former Defense Secretary James "Leave My Daughter Alone, Jack" Heller is coming back and holy mother, he's going to be upgraded to President of the United States! President James Heller, who once took a Cadillac off a cliff and lived to tell about it (buy American!), cannot be stopped.
Recently, President Heller relied on a vigilante (the Bat-Man) to thwart another terrorist attack from the League of Shadows but since that guy died in a nuke explosion over the Atlantic Ocean, Jack Bauer needs to step up his game and become the hero Gotham needs but doesn't want or deserve... or however that line went.
Oh yeah, Audrey's coming back too. Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, "Live Another Day" is true to its title in one major respect. Former Defense Secretary James "Leave My Daughter Alone, Jack" Heller is coming back and holy mother, he's going to be upgraded to President of the United States! President James Heller, who once took a Cadillac off a cliff and lived to tell about it (buy American!), cannot be stopped.
Even Apple Maps can't kill him. |
Oh yeah, Audrey's coming back too. Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
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