Sunday, February 18, 2007

UPDATE: Twiggy, the CTU Squirrel Fired For Water-Skiing Drunk

Twiggy, the CTU Water-Skiing Squirrel was fired today just a mere few days into her stint as our government's newest weapon in the war on terror. This photograph, obtained exclusively by The Jack Sack, allegedly depicts Twiggy having a "breakfast beer" before showing up to work earlier this morning. CTU officials refuse to issue a comment at this time. Twiggy, in a short statement vows to sue CTU for discrimination and wrongful termination, retaining Alan Dershowitz as her counsel.


Anonymous said...

bwahahahaha I know the girl who owns this squirrel. Thanks for making her a celebrity!! This is my sworn statement that the squirrel is clean! LOL.

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