We here at The Jack Sack like to stay on top of developing strategies and technologies employed by our national security agencies. For years now, the military has used dolphins for various tasks in defending our shores. Not to be outdone, some land-based creatures are trying to get in on the act, so here we have unedited footage of CTU's newest recruit- Twiggy, the Water-Skiing Squirrel.
I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer with the squirrels on our side. Have you seen those commericals for Honey Nut Clusters? Those little dudes are crafty!