Friday, February 16, 2007

Report: CTU Using Trained Squirrels To Fight Terrorism

We here at The Jack Sack like to stay on top of developing strategies and technologies employed by our national security agencies. For years now, the military has used dolphins for various tasks in defending our shores. Not to be outdone, some land-based creatures are trying to get in on the act, so here we have unedited footage of CTU's newest recruit- Twiggy, the Water-Skiing Squirrel.

I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer with the squirrels on our side. Have you seen those commericals for Honey Nut Clusters? Those little dudes are crafty!


Rickey said...

damn office internet filters... I can't view the video.

TheJackSack said...

Oh dude, you gotta see it. And the funniest part are the two dorks talking behind the camera:

"He's doing TRICKS!" Get thee to an filter-free connection.

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