Monday, February 05, 2007

"Goodnight, Sweet Prince" R.I.P. Graem Bauer

The Bluetooth eulogizes his friend, Graem Bauer

Graem was a good conspirator, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and conspiring, and as an executive he secured defense contracts with all branches of the nation's military- from the Army to the Navy and... up to... the Coast Guard. He died, like so many young conspirators of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young conspirators like Nina Myers, Marianne Taylor and Walt Cummings. These young conspirators gave their lives. And so would Graem. Graem, who loved defense contracts. And so, Graem "Gray" Bauer, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of a cruise missile warhead, which you sold to the government so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

h/t The Big Lebowski

6 comments:

Rickey Henderson said...

Heh, that's funny, I just glanced at your blog after posting on mine and noticed that I closed my post in the same manner. Great minds think alike.

jon said...

LOL! The BlueTooth tag. . . smooth. :D

The Jack Sack said...

Honestly, I'm gonna miss the little weasel. He was such a great source for material here at this blog. And Pops Bauer going all evil on us... well that's just depressing.

On a serious note, I think this cabal that Bauer's dad is involved with was behind the Season 2 shenanigans (the Cyprus recording, anyone?) and of course Season 5 as well. Whatever the case, these guys have been the unspoken subplot for years. I'm looking forward to seeing them tie it all together.

Lou said...

Or how about season 1, even. Who did Nina Myers work for anyway? Could very well have been the Bauer clan, ultimately.

Adam said...

That's right, Lou. And what about Mandy, the bisexual assasin? Who does she work for? Awesome stuff, and I hope Mandy comes back to explain everything.

Lou said...

I hope Mandy comes back to...do anything.

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