Monday, February 05, 2007
Graem was a good conspirator, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and conspiring, and as an executive he secured defense contracts with all branches of the nation's military- from the Army to the Navy and... up to... the Coast Guard. He died, like so many young conspirators of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young conspirators like Nina Myers, Marianne Taylor and Walt Cummings. These young conspirators gave their lives. And so would Graem. Graem, who loved defense contracts. And so, Graem "Gray" Bauer, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of a cruise missile warhead, which you sold to the government so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.
h/t The Big Lebowski