Friday, March 09, 2007

The Consulate Breach: A Jack Bauer Haiku

We here at The Jack Sack loves us some culture. To that end, we present a haiku poem by Jack Bauer, written in blood on the floor of the Russian Consulate after he was apprehended.


Oh, now I'm angry
The Cold War is back, bitches!
Lost a tooth? DAMMIT!

1 comments:

Haley said...

Oh dearest adam
thank you for bringing haiku
back to the masses.

I humbly suggest
a contest for your readers
of jack sack haikus.

The gauntlet is thrown
so get your japanese on.
Bring it, jack sackers.

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