Thursday, March 12, 2009

24 Season 7: Bill Buchanan, Reincarnated?

I'm no mystic, but I do believe there's more to our Universe than we can observe. And since I am still in the denial phase of my grief over Bill Buchanan's death, I'm thinking maybe our friend really isn't dead! Maybe he's coming back, just not as how we remember him. Therefore, if reincarnation is real, who would Bill Buchanan come back as?


Case Study #1: Lilly, ten year-old girl- Lilly is not your typical pre-teen. She despises the Jonas Brothers, she knows how to fix a flat tire and she wishes that she could fire live rounds. But don't judge her just yet- she starts most of her sentences by saying "With all due respect..." ("With all due respect, you smell!", etc.). She's getting braces this summer, something that totally bums her out. But she is curious to see how her health plan kicks in- see, Lilly loves learning about red tape and procedural paperwork.



Case Study #2: Penguin- Very limited vocabulary... eats lots of raw fish. Basically, he's a stock broker from the 1980s.


Case Study #3: Chloe's child- Having had to deal with Chloe O'Brian's personality disorder as her boss for several years, Bill would have to have a lifetime of the same if he came back as her son. On the plus side, he'll still be able to coordinate operations with Jack and the team- all from his high chair! His main disadvantage is having to breathe in Morris O'Brian's cloud of vodka-stench whenever "Daddy" comes into the room.


Case Study #4: Nadia Yassir's leather bustier- The job never ends...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nadia...hmm...real or fake?

jackster said...

Love that Nadia picture...

Adam said...

Me too, JA... me too.

TONYJUNKIE said...

Fake.

(Love the stockbroker. ROFL!)

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