Monday, February 23, 2009

24 Season 7: 5PM-6PM Sneak Preview- JACK AND RENEE


Jack and Renee (sung to "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp)

Little ditty about Jack and Renee
Two counter-terrorists workin' with Bill Buchanan
Jackie gonna torture and go too far
Renee is gonna let Jack crash Moss' car

Suckin on hot lead, the terrorists scream
Renee wakin' babies up from their nap
She tells the baby momma to get on her knees
Jackie say "Hey Renee let's kill 'em off
Before they blow up you and me
Forget about the Geneva Conventions
Let me do what we need"
And Jackie say a

Chorus:
Oh yeah torture's wrong
I'll say so publicly after the terrorists are gone
Oh yeah torture's wrong
But dozens have already died, why we still carrying on?

Jackie sits back, checks his Jack Pack for a moment
Scratches his head, thinking The Jack Sack held more things
Well you know Renee this stuff can get real gritty
Renee starts slapping Jack, saying he's too right-wing
Jackie say a

Chorus:
Oh yeah torture's wrong
My bro and dad were terrorists and now they're gone
Oh yeah torture's wrong
By the way I think your mole is some dude named Sean

Gonna watch the clock
Find the mole
Renee, why you gotta frown?
Age lines gonna take their toll
I know Irish girls don't really tan
But we're only in the late afternoon
And we gotta stop the terrorists' plan

Little ditty about Jack and Renee
Two counter-terrorists workin' with Bill Buchanan

5 comments:

TONYJUNKIE said...

"Oh yeah torture's wrong
My bro and dad were terrorists and now they're gone
Oh yeah torture's wrong
By the way I think your mole is some dude named Sean"

ROFL. You're so disturbed.

JustABill said...

Wow...did you come up with that?

COOL!

Adam said...

Thanks peeps- yeah I wrote it- disturbed mind and all :-)

Brittany said...

So I've had "Oh yeah, torture's wrong" in my head for a few days -- I know I know, I'm a little nuts, but that's neither here nor there -- and during that time span I heard "Janie's Got a Gun" on the radio. And I thought - BAM! - There HAS to be a Jack Bauer / 24 song written about this!

I'm a capable parody writer, but I think you could do it better, so I figured I'd pass the idea off to you, just in case you wanted to follow up on it. ;) :) That is, if you haven't already done so.

Adam said...

Thanks, Brittany. Actually, you're right on the money with "Janie's Got A Gun": I produced this parody with Kasia of AlmeidaIsGod.com last season, it's called "Tony's Got A Gun" and it's here: http://tinyurl.com/okhvpj

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