First, let me apologize for the unscheduled hiatus I took here at The Jack Sack. It was an abnormally busy week and the free hours needed to write articles disappeared faster than you can say "COPY THAT!" The dust from last week has settled and everything is back in order, so if there are any of you left out there, thanks for your patience.
In other news, today is the first full-fledged day of the new baseball season! In honor of (the not-quite-dead) Tony Almeida, I present you with an image of "Cubby," the Chicago Cubs Mug that was orphaned when terrorists working for former President Logan and Graem Bauer, attacked Tony and Michelle at their suburban home. While Cubby knows that Chicago will never win the World Series, he still holds out hope that his friend Tony will come home.