Monday, April 16, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: THE JACK SACK IS BACK!!!!

After 17 hours of meandering about the greater Los Angeles area fighting feeble terrorists, Jack Bauer has teamed up with his loyal partner, the world's deadliest manpurse: The Jack Sack. FINALLY!!!

The Jack Sack will make a statement following tonight's episode. Stay tuned!

8 comments:

The Man said...

Good to see you back Jack Sack....

Adam said...

You have no idea how fucking happy I am right now. I'm opening a bottle of the good stuff right now!!!!!

2266 said...

w000000000-freakin'-h0000000000!

You're back, baby!
And looking sexier than ever!

Blackstone said...

Jack wouldn't have gotten himself into so much trouble if he had his sack. The Chinese are going to get it real bad now.

yankz said...

Dude, I totally thought of this site when I saw him don the sack. Congrats!

Adam said...

Thanks, gang-- I really appreciate the support. After the episode aired, this site's traffic has spiked something fierce.

You are "The Sack Pack" and I love you all!

JerryDeer said...

Seriously, this is hilarious. Good job. VIVA LA SACK! Now the CHINESE WILL NO THE WRATH OF A MAN...and HIS SACK!

alyndabear said...

I may or may not have let out a squeal of happiness seeing this episode... haha.

(I'm an Aussie, but we dl the eps to stay current. Naughty Naughty)

POWER TO THE JACK SACK.

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