Wednesday, August 08, 2007

New profile for terrorists?

Apparently a man tried to smuggle his pet monkey onboard a plane by hiding the diminutive simian under his hat. The jig was up when the marmoset emerged out from under tha man's hat during the flight.

Money quote: "Other passengers asked the man if he knew he had a monkey on him," said an eyewitness.

4 comments:

Rickey Henderson said...

Evidently the folks in the Lima airport security office hold themselves to a very high standard of excellence.

AmyV said...

You know, I wrote and deleted about four or five responses to this item. And almost spiked this one. I know there's something clever to say, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

Jack Bauer said...

Was it an Islamic monkey?

Sally Jo said...

Would you like to touch my monkey? TOUCH IT!

--Dieter

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