Friday, August 24, 2007

More Terrorist Monkey Possibilities for 24!

A couple of weeks ago, I ran a story about how a monkey was smuggled underneath a man's hat onto a flight from Peru.

This week, we get more monkey mayhem: monkeys in Kenya are apparently sexually harassing human women. No word on whether these "construction worker" monkeys are in a local union, but it is true that many of them hail from the great state of New Jersey! Here's the mon(k)ey quote:

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

Sexually harassing monkeys? What, are they going to keep asking the women out to dinner? Are they going to suggest the local ladies wear something "tight"? I don't know why, but impolite simians crack me up (maybe it's because I'm probably one of them). Okay, go back to your Friday!

14 comments:

Haley said...

Hmm...men grabbing women's breasts on the street is funny as long as they're in costume? So I guess I could dress up like a panda and kick your dog and you'd giggle?

Haley said...

Oh wait...ACTUAL monkeys??? OK, righteous indignation gone. Go about your business. Nothing to see here.

Adam said...

And the monkeys were grabbing their OWN breasts. C'mon, Ivy League. Read!

Haley said...

I know, I know! But the picture you put up threw me...

AmyV said...

Fact is, one should never, ever pass up the opportunity to put "terrorist monkeys" in a headline.

Adam said...

See, Amy gets it!

;)

AmyV said...

Actually, I think haley should dress up like a panda and kick your dog. I would definitely giggle.

Haley said...

I have a chicken suit, but not a panda costume -- but I think the effect would be similar...

Sorry adam, I know this joking about harm to your pooches makes your eyes glow red, and your lower intestine twist into knots...I swear I would never lay a costumed toe on either of them.

AmyV said...

OK, now I'm feeling guilty. I've never kicked a puppy. I've kicked people. But never animals.

Rickey Henderson said...

How come no one asks where the latest installment of CTU:Denver is anymore? You people are letting Adam off easy...

AmyV said...

Honestly, Rickey, I got tired of it.

I heard Denver got nuked anyway. Or maybe that was just on Jericho. Can't remember anymore. Sigh.

AmyV said...

WHAT THE HELL? No posts since Aug. 24? I'm totally over CTU: Denver, but this is just mean.

Rickey Henderson said...

And yet, CTU: Denver still has a more reliable production schedule than the upcoming season of 24.

Gregg said...

True... nevertheless, where the hell is Adam? Tijuana jail maybe? I've moved to a new state and started a new job since he last posted something....

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