Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Who is The Jack Sack?

Hi everyone,

If you're familiar with Jack Bauer of "24", then you'll probably know me pretty well. I am The Jack Sack, a utility man-purse that accompanies Jack Bauer on his most dangerous missions. I've carried C-4, demagnitizers, silencers, loudeners, cell phones, unlimited ammunition and all sorts of automatic firearms.

I'm happy to be here and to keep you up-to-date on my exploits with Jack. But if you see us together, don't call me a "purse" in front of Jack, or he will shoot you in your miserable face.

11 comments:

GMason4ever said...

You're a sick man.

Anonymous said...

Question: Which JackSack should I buy - the one with the pin or without the pin? And what is this "pin" anyway?

Adam Cohen said...

I suggest you purchase the one without the pin. Anything that could allow terrorists to trace your identity is considered forbidden.

The Salazars would have eaten Jack's liver for breakfast if he was so foolish with his sack. Ask Claudia Salazar how careful Jack was with his other sack...

Anonymous said...

Long live the Sack. Luckily, it unfolds into a parachute, so Bauer will be fine when Logan shoots the plane down.

Anonymous said...

This site is sack-tastic!

tw111 said...

Down here in Memphis, the Jack Sac (note spelling, a' la fashionista preference) is fast replacing Prada, Louis, and Kate as the must-have accessory when hanging out at the Junior League HQ, watching reruns....

tw111 said...

(adam.... that's just nuts...)
(grin)

Adam Cohen said...

The Jack Sack (Sac) is "low-brow" high fashion. I suggest that if you purchase one, you must accessorize with a brown hooded-sweatshirt and aviator sunglasses. We need a nation of Bauers set loose, kind of like V for Vendetta (without the crappy plot or neo-socialist nonsense that came with it). Thanks for your comments folks!

Tori said...

it's a very manly bag, yet it looks like he keeps in touch with his feminine side. the sack screams "classy casual"

Anonymous said...

i had to see it to believe it!! its acually called the jack sack!! i cant wait to get paid so i can have one of these bad boys! hehe- what's the best colour to go for so that u maximise your counter terror needs! is it the karki one? (sorry about the spelling im not too clever today!)

Adam said...

Thanks for finding our site.

If I had to reccomend a color, I'd go with the olive green-- Jack wore this color himself. It's the most "official" look! And don't forget our product link in the upper right-hand side of the blog. Thanks for dropping in!

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