If you're familiar with Jack Bauer of "24", then you'll probably know me pretty well. I am The Jack Sack, a utility man-purse that accompanies Jack Bauer on his most dangerous missions. I've carried C-4, demagnitizers, silencers, loudeners, cell phones, unlimited ammunition and all sorts of automatic firearms.
I'm happy to be here and to keep you up-to-date on my exploits with Jack. But if you see us together, don't call me a "purse" in front of Jack, or he will shoot you in your miserable face.