Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Things you will not find in The Jack Sack

Many people marvel at how much The Jack Sack holds by way of gadgets and essential gear. While this is part of The Jack Sack's charm, this does not mean that you can put any 'ol thing into the bag. In fact, there are a few items that will never be found in The Jack Sack.

1) Miranda Rights card.
2) Kelly Clarkson CDs
3) A Motts applesauce cup
4) A cell phone that has no battery life
5) A bowtie

Any other ideas? Comment below.


Anonymous said...

Another thing Jack doesn't put in the sack: Cute, bug-eyed, hairless chihuahuas like Paris Hilton.

Anonymous said...

The main thing you will never find in the Jack Sack: Mercy.

Anonymous said...

Hand cream and a naked picture of Nina Myers?

Anonymous said...

And, new for the 2007 model (early release you know)....a nice shiny hacksaw so he doesn't have to ask for one on the hour.

TheJackSack said...

The "Jack Sack Hack Saw" eh? Sounds kinda catchy!

white trash republican said...

Hair gel, granola bars, chapstick with the cap missing and a dogeared and rubber banded journal full of his most private thoughts and poems about sunsets and kittens and the meaning of life.

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