Thursday, April 01, 2010

24 Season 8 Spoilers: Finale Script Leaked!

I can't say how I got a hold of the 24 finale script, but I read through it late last night and came across some really interesting spoilers, which I'll share with you here:
  • Cole Ortiz gets assigned a K-9 partner, a Great Dane named "Scooby"- terrorist revealed to be some old dude living in a mansion.
  • President Hassan shaves his head, terrorists can't identify him, Hassan escapes America unscathed.
  • Chloe throws out her MacBook Pro and starts using a Dell.
  • Jack consults his personal diary, sees all terrorist plots are resolved in exactly 24 hrs. 
  • Jack finally tortures Dana Walsh-- by making her watch home movies featuring her and her redneck ex-boyfriend.
  • "Grandpa" Jack Bauer employs new catchphrase-- "Dagnabit!" Cole Ortiz giggles at this, gets punched in throat.  
  • Chloe has trouble with CTU's new coffee maker, NSA dude snarks "We have a whole new system now, O'Brien!"  
  • CTU Director Hastings makes "That's what she said" jokes, throws office party for no apparent reason.
and finally:
  • Terrorist successfully drags out story past the 24hr mark, FOX forced to renew the series until storyline ends! 
Updates on additional finale and 24 Movie Spoilers can be found on my Twitter page all day long.


Granny Annie said...

I am quite sure that when you write this stuff you must roll around on the floor laughing at yourself. That was SO funny.

HC said...

He does, Granny Annie, he does.

There tends to be a lot of high-fiving, too.


Dietcoke said...

You are just too funny. Dang I'm going to miss this blog when the show is over.

Stefernie said...

I love this. That is all. LOL

Sunny said...

I can't stop laughing. You are one funny guy. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Friggin hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Friggin hilarious!

TheJackSack said...

Thanks, everybody! April Fool's + Jack Bauer, how could I resist? I hope you all have a great weekend and a Happy Easter to all who observe the holiday!