
Well, I have to say that Elmo's "creator," Kevin Clash, has shrewdly established a bullet-proof empire. Elmo appears on talk shows, news programs and he even testified before Congress on funding music-based programs. That's right, a red-haired muppet went to Congress. And he gave sworn testimony. You know, about 50-plus years ago, the House Un-American Activities Committee would have had a field day with Elmo. And J. Edgar Hoover would have a file thicker than the phone book on him too. Imagine the proceedings:
CONGRESSMAN: Elmo, if that's your *real* name-- are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
ELMO: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh BOY! HAHAHAHAHAH! Elmo loves Congress!
CONGRESSMAN: Lock this red bastard up and throw away the key!
And sadly, Elmo was more truthful and respectable than that multiple Cy Young-winning "juicehead" Roger Clemens. Think about that for a second. (pause) My mind cannot wrap itself around this world anymore. Have a good week.
4 comments:
Hmmm...I'm wearing my elmo underwear today AND I am feeling a bit more commie than usual (not much, but a little).
Coincidence?
No, rising gas prices are what cause you to lose faith in the free-market capitalist system. Not Elmo.
But Elmo undies are a sign of promiscuity! ;-)
my kids looove Elmo. by the time the Elmo's World segment is over, I'm so freakin' relieved it's almost incomprehensible.
haha
great post
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